I have never understood why people write these little 'about me' sections in the third person. I mean, you sit there right? Typing up a blurb about YOURSELF, your "quirks", your studies, your interests, etc. But then you do it as if it's not you just talking about yourself. I don't get it, so I refuse to participate. This page is about me, written by me, just for you! Cheers.
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My name is Katherine Hoechner, but I prefer to be called Katie. Katherine is bit too formal for my personality and attitude. If you know me, you know what I mean. If you don’t, that sucks for you (I’d like to think I’m quite a hoot). I’m a senior at Eckerd College, majoring in American Studies and minoring in Philosophy. No idea where that’s going to take me later in life, or what on earth I plan on doing once I graduate, but I suppose we shall see! In my free time you will most likely find me watching/quoting The Office (like it’s my job), shaking my groove thang to ‘70s bangers, eating endless amounts of sushi, and sipping on a stiff vodka soda (preferably Tito’s, and preferably a few). If you would like to know more about me, you can take me out to dinner first ;)
In Other Words
"Before dinner you should put on a few pairs of socks because she'll blow them off. A few other tips? Don't walk, strut; don't dance, boogie; and laughing is for amateurs, pros snort and guffaw. Best of luck." -Samuel Normington
"A regal disco biscuit, a true gem." -James Blouet
"Before dinner you should put on a few pairs of socks because she'll blow them off. A few other tips? Don't walk, strut; don't dance, boogie; and laughing is for amateurs, pros snort and guffaw. Best of luck." -Samuel Normington
"A regal disco biscuit, a true gem." -James Blouet